Science Has Finally Designed A Robot That Gives The Perfect Blow Job

Science does it again.

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So those folks that love their robots a tad too much will enjoy this bit of news.

So have you ever been in bed and thought to yourself, “man, I really wish I had a robot next to me that was giving me oral sex”? No? Well, science thinks you’ve had this thought because they’ve designed such a robot. A company called Arlan Robotic Services, are currently crowdfunding to back the very “first robotic droid sex toy capable of recreating intimate human oral interaction.”

Because everyone needs that, right? And guess what? The robot “has been designed to ‘look, smell and feel like there’s a real human in the room with you.” If only my ex could see me now! She’s been replace by a box of tools.

Check out the video below to see this thing in action. But heads up, it’s a tad NSFW.

Science Designs Perfect Blow Job-Giving Robot

Worse case scenario? This thing malfunctions and rips your junk off your body. You know, like an angry woman whose discovered you’ve cheated.

Arlan is actually looking to raise about $16,000 to kick off the project. And something tells me they will get it very soon because there are lots of folks who would be into a hunk of junk getting them off.

h/t The Hook Mag

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