We’re Drunk With (Turtle) Power Ranking Our Favorite Childhood Cartoons As ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Turns 30

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Matt Branhamby Matt Branham
Photo: CBS

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon is far from adolescent; they’re damn near into a mid-life crisis. Turning 30- years-old this year, the green machine is still looking mean but probably with a few crow’s feet and smile lines. We’ve done ranked our favorite ’90s cartoons, but now we’re getting wacky and going all out with a ranking of our favorite childhood cartoons, including the ancient mysteries of Scooby-Doo up to the tales of Uncle Scrooge.

If you’re easily nostalgic or heavily opinionated when it comes to cartoons and your childhood, you’ll either love our ranking of the 10 best cartoons, or you’ll spit fire at us through your computer when you realize we left out Doug, Rugrats, Bobby’s World, X-Men, Spider-Man: The Animated Series, Dexter’s Laboratory and plenty of other shows you gorged on in your youth. But that doesn’t make us any less right. We’re just drunk with (turtle) power, posting our favorite childhood TV cartoons with absolutely no regard for anyone’s feelings. Yeah, drunk with turtle power! 

We’re Drunk With (Turtle) Power Ranking Our Favorite Childhood Cartoons As ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Turns 30

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