A Texas High School Student Allegedly Pissed In His Teacher’s Cup

Sounds like a cup of gross.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
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Still think teachers have it easy?

According to COED, a 16-year-old Moody High School student is in deep shit after authorities said he took a leak in his “teacher’s drinking cup.”

Moody Independent School District superintendent Gary Martel called it a “poor decision,” which is definitely one way to put it. Another would be that is was a dick move. But whatever you want to call it, the teacher unfortunately took a few pulls from the cup before she was alerted that there was urine in it.

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Photo: drbimages (Getty)

“She didn’t find out about it until after the fact,” Moody Police Chief Roger Kennedy said. “She thinks she (drank) it but she doesn’t know 100 percent, because according to her statement, she made the comment that the water fountain always tastes funny.”

The 16-year-old little shit’s downfall? You guessed it: He told somebody, and that somebody told another somebody, and do you miss high school yet? One student who heard the story eventually told the teacher, and security footage sadly revealed the story was true.

The student has been slapped with felony counts of assault on a public servant, harassment of a public servant and obstruction or retaliation, and he should probably forget about going to college.

Um, it apparently could have been worse: Minnesota Man Admits To Putting His Semen In Coworker’s Coffee