An Idaho Woman Hit A Deer With Her SUV And Blamed It On A Sasquatch

Sadly, this is NOT fake news.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
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They’re apparently smoking some good shit in Idaho these days.

According to ABC 11, a 50-year-old woman from Moscow, Idaho hit a deer with her Subaru Forester last Wednesday, but she claims that it wasn’t her fault.

Who was at fault for the deer getting destroyed as it ran in front of her SUV on Highway 95 near Potlatch? You guessed it: That damn sasquatch.

Photo: RichVintage (Getty)

Photo: RichVintage (Getty)

That’s right, kids. When officers arrived on the scene, the woman told them “she crashed into a deer because she was distracted by a sasquatch in her rearview mirror.” The woman said she saw the “7 to 8 foot tall shaggy object” chasing the deer along the side of the road. She quickly checked her mirrors to do a double take, and that’s when the deer decided that it would rather kill itself by running in front of her vehicle than have to go through that bull shit again.

It’s unknown what kind of medication the woman is taking on a daily basis, but it sounds to us like she might want think about cutting back just a c-hair on the dosage.

This sasquatch sounds like he’s friendly but always hungry and broke: There Was A ‘Pot Sasquatch’ Interrupting News Reports During A Snowstorm Yesterday