A Porn Site Is Looking For A Donald Trump Lookalike With ‘Small Hands’ For A New Adult Film

Get your barf bags ready.

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So just because searches for the Trumps went through the roof on Election Night, does not mean that anyone wants to see Donald Trump or anyone that looks like Donald Trump having sex. That means that people were more interested in watching an Ivanka Trump lookalike go at it, or a Melania Trump or Tiffany Trump lookalike do their thing, not Donald. But apparently, porn site xHamster doesn’t care because they are looking for a Donald Trump lookalike for an upcoming adult film. Gross.

If you’re interesting in playing one of the most hated men in the world at the moment, there is actually a contest going on. And the winner gets to play “The Donald” on film, and bang some chick who may or may not be Lisa Ann playing Sarah Palin (probably not). But what do you have to have if you want the part? Well, you have to have “small hands,” and according to xHamster you have to have an “understanding of all issues without any actual knowledge of an issue” just like Trump.

Makes sense. Take a look at the details below if you’re interested for some reason.

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Photo: xHamster

“There is nothing more that the American public needs that quality adult content parodies to help them understand the ever shifting landscape of their Executive Branch of government,”Alex Hawkins, the xHamster spokesperson had to say.

And people are actually auditioning already. Just take a look at the video below to see some of the auditions.

So much cringe. And something tells me Alec Baldwin wouldn’t be interested in doing this.

Now check out a small preview of what this adult film will look like.

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h/t Complex

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