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And that’s what you get for having a pet snake.
Now of course I’ve heard about snakes being found in Christmas trees, and snakes being found on a plane, but this is honestly the first time I’ve heard about a snake not only going through someone’s earlobe, but getting stuck, too. But that is exactly what happened to snake owner, Ashley Glawe.
No joke at all, folks. Let’s first take a look at a photo of this incident thanks to Glawe’s Facebook.
Holy hell, she looks like some kind of Marvel villain. So this is how Glawe’s snake, Bart (yes, that’s his name) ended up in her gauged earlobe according to her.
I was holding my snake and his dumb ass saw a hole, which so happened to be my fuckin’ earlobe, and thought that it would be a bright idea to attempt to make it through. It all happened so fast that before I even knew what was going on, it was already too late… Now, believe it or not, I’m sitting here in the emergency room with Bart stuck in my fucking ear.
Gross. Here’s another photo of it.
But don’t worry, gross snake lovers, that curious and creepy fella made his way out, as doctors were able to make a small incision in Glawe’s ear. They were then able to use vaseline to moisten the area, and then free the stuck snake. And Bart wasn’t even hurt during the whole process.
You know what? I think a dog or even a cat makes for a better pet. But that’s just my opinion.
h/t Elite Daily