Ohio Man Who Was ‘Too High’ Found In Fetal Position Surrounded By Doritos

It's all fun and games until you surround yourself with the munchies instead of eating them.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
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Be careful if you decide to smoke some ganja in Ohio this weekend, as by the looks of things, they might be lacing their shit with laundry detergent.

Case in point is this 22-year-old Austintown man, who according to WRIC, smoked so much weed Friday afternoon that he couldn’t feel his hands, and he became so paranoid that he decided he had no choice but to call police for help.

When several officers arrived on the scene, they said they found the unnamed man “on the floor in the fetal position” and “surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies.” And just to show that he was still baked out of his fucking mind when the cops showed up to his pad, the dude decided to hand over his keys to them.

Ohio Man Who Was ‘Too High’ Found In Fetal Position Surrounded By Doritos

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Photo: YouTube

That wasn’t a good call, as the police recovered a glass pipe, rolling papers, roaches and a glass jar of marijuana from his car.

It’s unknown if the man will be charged in the incident or if he decided to eat up the rest of the Doritos and cookies when he finally came back down. Call it a hunch, but we’ll say he sure did, as it sounds like this isn’t a guy who regularly lives by the three-second rule.

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