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Big dreams, people. Big dreams.
There’s a study that says women with big butts are smarter and healthier, so let’s just assume the woman in this story is the smartest woman you know.
“I want to show men, women, and children that it is possible to be beautiful, smart, and have a big ass.” Yes, those are the words from 32-year-old Instagram model, Courtney Barnes. But perhaps Barnes should teach folks just how in the hell she got her ass — a 59-inch ass, because Barnes almost died in order to get it.
According to Barnes, she injected herself at illegal “pumping parties.” Now I’ve never heard of those type of parties, but apparently Barnes allowed a woman to inject, and get this, three rounds of illegal butt shots into her booty. Holy hell. Even Barnes herself admits that was a stupid thing to do.
“It was a risk I was willing to take at the time and I was lucky not to have any complications,” Barnes said. “I was naive and I admit I didn’t know what I was putting into my body, but at the time, a lot of women in Florida were getting it done, and I found a local woman who could do it.”
But hey, at least Barnes knows what’s inside her butt. Oh wait, she doesn’t? Come again?
“These are very dangerous products that are being injected,” Barnes said. “I don’t know for sure what they injected me with. But when I got it, she said it was like some hydrogel, some kind of silicone that they normally put in gummy bear implants. You don’t know how your body is going to react. It is still something foreign that’s in your body. It’s a gamble. A close friend of mine got it removed and she ended up having to have blood transfusions and she was in the hospital for months. It was a nightmare for her.”
Let’s just say that Barnes is one lucky woman, who now happens to have a ginormous butt. Take a look at the video below to hear more about Barnes, and to even hear a plastic surgeon explain how dangerous it is pumping yourself at these “pumping parties.”
And here are a few more photos of Barnes and her now legendary butt thanks to Instagram.
Well, OK then, whatever makes you and your butt happy.