Pennsylvania Couple Arrested For Humping In Car While Children Were In The Backseat

Dad, what's that smell?

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
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Settle down, kids. We’ll be out of here in about a minute. Maybe two.

According to The Smoking Gun, a concerned citizen outside of a Gettysburg outlet mall called 911 Sunday afternoon after he or she spotted 26-year-old Taylor Skursky and 28-year-old Torrey Rudisill plowing each other in the front seat of a black Honda Accord while two young children were in the backseat.

Pennsylvania Couple Arrested For Humping In Car While Children Were In The Backseat

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A Pennsylvania State Police trooper arrived on the scene a short while later, and sure shit, there were Taylor (the female) and Torrey taking each other to pound town in front of a couple of kids. The relationship between the two hornballs and the kids is unknown, but what is known is that Rudisill is “currently on a prison work release program,” so he’s once again back in police custody.

Rudisill has had one hell of a tough go of it, as his “rap sheet” includes “convictions for careless driving, criminal trespass, theft, disorderly conduct, harassment and resisting arrest.” Plus, “his probation has been revoked on multiple occasions, with the most recent revocation resulting in his imprisonment in the York County jail (from which his work release program was monitored).”

The good news for Rudisill? You guessed it: Even with all of that on his rap sheet, somebody still wanted to have sex with him.

Forget about who’s inside of it. This guy just wants the vehicle: Ohio Man Arrested After Having Sex With A Van