West Virginia Driver Redefines Meaning Of Wendy’s Drive-Thru By Literally Driving Through The Door

There are better ways to get your hands on a Frosty.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
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Hey, at least he or she found the entrance.

According to UPI, a West Virginia driver fell asleep behind the wheel Sunday afternoon and wound up coming to a complete stop at the Teays Valley Wendy’s just off Highway 34. Well, I suppose if you want to get technical, it was the “restaurant” that brought the driver to a complete stop.

West Virginia Driver Redefines Meaning Of Wendy’s Drive-Thru By Literally Driving Through The Door

There were surprisingly zero injuries despite the fact that the driver crossed several lanes of traffic, jumped a curb, darted across a parking lot and then finally crashed through the doors of the Wendy’s. It looks as though between the Pepsi and Diet Dr. Pepper, the driver had plenty of caffeine in the car to keep him or her awake, but he or she apparently didn’t take down enough of the soda pop to keep their eyes open for the entire trip.

The Putnam County Sheriff’s Office said that the driver was not under the influence of drugs and alcohol, and they wanted everyone to know that the Wendy’s suffered “significant damage” as a result of the car plowing through the building’s main entrance.

Um, no shit.

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