Lose That Stress With Stress Balls That Actually Look Like Testicles

And squeeze.

Bryan Brunatiby Bryan Brunati
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And here you were thinking that the alarm clock that wakes you up with an orgasm was the pinnacle of innovation, but guess what? You were dead wrong. Because a Spanish communications agency has created some stress balls that look like testicles. What an age to be alive.

Lose That Stress With Stress Balls That Actually Look Like Testicles

Lose That Stress With Stress Balls That Actually Look Like Testicles
The company, called Imaginarte, figured that people were getting tired of squeezing a stress ball that looked like a plain regular ball. So how did they up the ante? By making it look like a fabulous pair of bright pink testicles. Called Niceballs, this stress realiver can be attached to under your desk so you can squeeze it while telling yourself not to burn down your office building quite yet.

“It is possible to be productive while you touch the balls,” the awesomely perverted company explained. “Its suspension rate generates a Euclidean curve [which] relaxes and provides those seconds of escape that we all need from time to time.”

Lose That Stress With Stress Balls That Actually Look Like Testicles
And sometimes “seconds” is all us dudes need.

So if you want to be the talk of your office (or anywhere, really) get a pair of testicles you can squeeze. You can get these pink gems here.

Happy squeezing.

h/t Lost At E Minor

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