Dude’s Girlfriend Gives Him The Craziest List Of Rules Before Going On Vacation Without Her

She seems sane.

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I get that some people get nervous when their partner heads on a vacation without them because trust is pretty much dead nowadays. But instead of biting her tongue, making passive aggressive comments and stalking his Facebook page like any other normal jealous person, one girlfriend decided to take things a bit further.

Dude’s Girlfriend Gives Him The Craziest List Of Rules Before Going On Vacation Without Her


Kieran Lumsden from Edinburgh shared a set of rules that his girlfriend, Whitney, wrote for him before he took off on a vacation to Magaluf with his friends. Kieran showed off the rule book on his Twitter with the accurate caption of: “Whitney took psychoness to a new level.”

The rule book starts off innocently enough with a cover:

Dude's Girlfriend Gives Him The Craziest List Of Rules Before Setting Off On A Vacation Without Her
And then this occurs:

Dude's Girlfriend Gives Him The Craziest List Of Rules Before Setting Off On A Vacation Without Her

Dude's Girlfriend Gives Him The Craziest List Of Rules Before Setting Off On A Vacation Without Her
Kieran may want to stay on vacation a tad longer.

h/t Distractify

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