Chef Tells Court He Wiped His Ass With His Hands Instead Of Toilet Paper For ‘Cultural Reasons’

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Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
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Geez. How spicy was the Indian food at this place?

According to the Daily Mail, a 46-year-old chef at an Indian food joint in England is literally in deep shit after it was determined he took a dump and wiped his ass with his bare hands before preparing meals at the restaurant.

Chef Tells Court He Wiped His Ass With His Hands Instead Of Toilet Paper For ‘Cultural Reasons’

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Inspectors visited Yeahaya Flavour of Asia in the English town of Swindon last year and “found an empty plastic milk bottle which was extremely dirty and was covered with brown fingerprints.” When they asked Mahbub Chowdhury why the bottle was so filthy, he told them it was because he “filled the bottle with water from the kitchen taps and used it to clean his bottom after visiting the toilet.”

Chowdhury also told investigators that he didn’t use toilet paper for “cultural reasons,” and they eventually came to the conclusion that each brown fingerprint on the bottle was indeed…wait for it…his poop.

The former chef pleaded guilty to 10 counts of “breaching food hygiene” and will now wait for the Swindon Crown Court to sentence him. We truly hope they take into consideration that he was already fined more than $7,000 last year for “similar offenses.”

That’s right, Indian food enthusiasts in England. This wasn’t the first time he was busted using his poopy hands to make your fish curry.

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