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Even though you feel assured and comfortable that this specific thing could never happen, there will always be a little part of you that refuses to believe it can’t happen to you, thus becoming an irrational fear. Everyone has one, and some are more severe than others, but here are some irrational fears that we all probably have; even if you don’t want to admit it.
Zombies Taking Over
It’s going to happen. The question is when, and which friend can you use as bait to get away?
Being Invited On To “The Maury Show” For Paternity Test Results
What happened that night I drank a little too much…?
Switching The TV On And An Episode Of The Big Bang Theory Is Playing
“Bazinga!” “Bazinga!” “BAZINGA!” Make it stop!!
Someone Is Patiently Waiting Under Your Bed To Grab Your Feet
Hey, it did happen in “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.”
Having To Drive Through North Carolina
Knocking Over A Shelf Of Glass At A Store
All you wanted to do was smell that wild sea grass candle.
Having The Hiccups Forever
If they last for more than 10 minutes just assume they will never go away.
Stage Performer Interacting With You
Let me just pretend I’m looking at my phone so they don’t try and make me a part of their show.
Falling Through A Sidewalk Grate
Why walk over that? You know there’s a chance it can give out on you and you can fall to your death.
Being Falsely Accused Of A Terrible Crime
Because we all know how that will turn out.
Person Walking Behind You Is Planning To Kidnap You
Work those peripherals.
Never Being Able To Take A Ring Off Your Finger
Now you have to get used to living with nine fingers when they have to amputate one.
Never Being Able To Poop Again
File this under “Nightmare Scenario.”
Sending A Nude To Everyone On Your Contacts
You were so eager to send off your junk to your Tinder mate that now everyone in accounting knows what it looks like.
A Spider Laying Eggs In Your Ear
When we’re sleeping we’re defenseless. When we’re sleeping they will come.
Enjoying A Pitbull Song