I was going to skip writing an intro to today’s funnies and just get right to the good stuff, but I’m pretty anal about my routine. So here’s your intro. Ready? OK, good. We know how many of you read our fantastic intros, as they are probably the second best thing on these articles after the funny photos, of course, so that’s why we take the time ti write out these awesome words. So you see, we do it for you — I hope you folks know how important you all are to us. And now that we are sounding slightly creepy, let’s just move on to the goods. You know, on to the laughs.