Two Guys Transporting Weed Got So Baked That They Called 911 On Themselves

Paranoia will destroy ya.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler

Well, at least they know they were smuggling some really good shit.

According to The LAD Bible, two bros who were recently transporting weed from Las Vegas to Bozeman, Montana got so baked along the way that they called 911 on themselves after they crossed into Idaho because they thought every car around them was an unmarked police vehicle.

two dudes get high trying to smuggle drugs and make paranoid phone call

Leland Ayala-Doliente, 22, was eventually sentenced to eight years behind bars, in part because he tested positive for marijuana, cocaine and oxycodone on his day of sentencing. His accomplice, 23-year-old Holland Sward, only served 30 days behind bars because he was far less of a moron.

But the best part of the story is the paranoid phone call Ayala-Doliente made once the pair crossed into Idaho. And the best part of that phone call has to be the fact that the dispatcher has absolutely no idea what in the hell he is talking about.

“Want me to jump in the air and click my heels twice or what?”

Hopefully if Ayala-Doliente learned anything from this embarrassing ordeal it’s that a 911 call is not the place to try out new material.

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