Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis Offered $500,000 To Do Interracial Lesbian Porn

Would you watch?

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
Photo: Lexington Herald-Leader (Getty)

Depending on your religious beliefs, political views or common sense, odds are Kim Davis falls into one of two categories for you: superhero or super b-word (bigot, of course).

Either way, according to Death and Taxes, the clerk of Rowan County, Kentucky, who made headlines recently by denying marriage licenses to gay couples despite the fact that the Supreme Court legalized gay marriage across the country, has been offered $500,000 to perform in an interracial lesbian porn scene.

crazy

That’s right, kids. The Dogfart Network, a group of adult filmmakers who call themselves the “Kings of Interracial Porn Since 1996,” is willing to fork over $500k to this troll if she performs on their site ZebraGirls.com.

“We here at Dogfart have always believed in equality,” a Dogfart spokesman said. “We have interracial sites, gay sites, straight sites, and we think Kim Davis has been appalling. We are giving her a chance at a redemption. We are willing to drop half a million bucks for Kim to come out to our studio and shoot an Interracial lesbian scene for our network. The offer will stand for the next week. She is also welcome to bring her family with her on an all expense paid vacation.”

Of course, they’re forgetting about the other half-million bucks they would have to dish out to get me to watch it.

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