The Most Intense Solo Bike Crash You Will Ever See

Holy ouch!

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler

Get yourself some popcorn before you watch this puppy.

Let’s set this up: A high-speed bike race coming down a mountain in Utah while cars carrying other bikes swerve between two lanes to avoid plowing into them. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

Well, this:

The Most Intense Solo Bike Crash You Will Ever See

“That guy’s hurt.”

You think so?!

According to Fox 13 in Salt Lake City, Irish cyclist Matt Brammeier sustained a fractured pelvis, broken ribs and a punctured lung as a result of his direct hit with the car during Saturday’s portion of the Tour of Utah bike race.

But let’s be honest: That dude was so out of control that hitting the car instead of careening over the cliff into one of those evergreens just might have saved his life.

Thankfully, Brammeier didn’t get his balls tangled up in his spokes: This ‘Nuts Stuck in a Bike Prank’ Is Painfully Hilarious (NSFW Language)