This is Pete. Pete dislikes women who aren’t shallow, and that’s just the least of his quirks that are included in his refreshingly honest and hilarious Tinder profile. Ladies, if you are looking for a man who has a wife, won’t pay for you and is loaded with mommy issues, Pete is your guy. Oh, but he is also great at making dick jokes, as you can see with the way he concludes his bio.
This Guy’s Very Honest and Specific Tinder Profile Ends With the Perfect Penis Joke
The man behind this Tinder account is comedian Pete Johansson, who actually said he has received a pretty good response from his profile. He admits it was mostly girls telling him that it was funny and made their day, but there were also very flirtatious messages, as well. And that makes even less sense when you see the additional photos Pete included in his profile: