New Mexico Woman Arrested for Beating Her Mom With a Vibrator

Sex toy violence must be stopped.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler

A 35-year-old New Mexico woman was arrested Sunday night for allegedly beating her 60-year-old mother over the head with a battery-operated vibrator during an argument while the two were watching television together.
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It’s unclear, however, if Cara Claffy had to leave the room to get the vibrator, or if it was just laying out on a side table in the television room, or if the vibrator being so readily available is what sparked the argument in the first place.

According to the police report, Claffy allegedly struck her mom in the head with her vibrator, disposed of it in a blue Ford truck whose driver was named Mark Sanchez and then ran inside a house. Police put her in handcuffs, took her downtown and booked her on a battery charge.

Meanwhile, Claffy’s account of what happened was just a tad bit different.

Claffy said that after the argument broke out, her mom emerged from a back room and was bleeding from her head. When she asked her mom what happened, her mom said she had “struck herself with a vibrator.”

And if you’re keeping score at home, while striking yourself in the head with your daughter’s vibrator would definitely be classified as embarrassing, it wouldn’t be considered as bad as chipping your teeth with it.

via The Smoking Gun

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