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‘The Sexpendables’ Looks Like a Summer Smash Hit

A better summer blockbuster for the fellas.

Gary Dudakby Gary Dudak

This Friday, Sylvester Stallone and his gang of iconic action heroes (including Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Chuck Norris) return to the big screen in the sequel to “The Expendables.” This time, they’re “back for war.” We don’t know for sure what that means, but we assume it will be badass. Then we thought it would be even more awesome to watch a movie like this, but instead of male action heroes, it should be full of Hollywood’s hottest leading ladies. We haven’t written the script yet, but we figure that after creating this movie poster, the pieces will all fall into place. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you “The Sexpendables.”