The 25 Hottest Female Celebrities Under 25

26? Hit the bricks!

Noah Henryby Noah Henry
Photo: Instagram / Olivia Culpo

In the immortal words of Matthew McConaughey, “I get older, they stay the same age.” Of course, he was referring to high school girls, and if we were to do a listicle about that, we’d be shut down. So we did the next best thing and focused on sexy celebs under 25. For the first 15, we showcase the hottest of the hot; the sexiest starlets currently gracing the entertainment scene. Some you know very well, while other you have yet to get familiar with.

The latter 10 on our list include folks of a slightly different ilk. However, they basically provide the same service: making men sexually frustrated and women hate their boyfriends. This, my good dudes, is the official listing of the 25 hottest famous females under the age of 25.

The 25 Hottest Female Celebrities Under 25

Emma Roberts (Age 25)

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Claim to Fame: Scream Queens
Best Asset: This quote from We’re the Millers: “I’m going through all those typical teenage girl issues, like finals and college applications and am I going to get asked to prom? Plus, I haven’t gotten my period in like two months, which is really weird, because I’ve mostly just been doing anal.”

Ariana Grande (Age 23)

Claim to Fame: Singing
Best Asset: Her pretty little dimples and itty-bitty frame.

Victoria Justice (Age 23)

Claim to Fame: Zoey 101
Best Asset: Her cute button nose.

Chloe Moretz (Age 19)

Claim to Fame: Kick-Ass
Best Asset: Wavy blonde hair.

Kylie Jenner (Age 19)

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Claim to Fame: Being a Kardashian
Best Asset: Her penchant for following in the X-rated footsteps of her older sister.

Olivia Culpo (Age 24)

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Claim to Fame: Winning the 2012 Miss USA Pageant
Best Asset: She shreds the cello, and her flawless face shreds my heart because I’ll never be within 200 feet of her.

Barbara Pavlin (Age 23)

Claim to Fame: 2016 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition “Rookie of the Year”
Best Asset: Ridiculously blue eyes. Plus, her Instagram is nearly pornographic.

Kate Upton (Age 24)

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Claim to Fame: 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition “Rookie of the Year”
Best Asset: She rides horses professionally. Plus, she has giant boobs. Combining these two traits is a treat for red-blooded American males. In 2014, a plethora of nudies were leaked to the Internet featuring Upton and her boyfriend Justin Verlander’s penis. The former was cool; the latter was unfortunate.

Abigail Breslin (Age 20)

Claim to Fame: Little Miss Sunshine
Best Asset: The ending dance scene in Little Miss Sunshine will forever hold a dear place in our hearts.

Lourdes Leon (Age 20)

Claim to Fame: Being Madonna’s daughter.
Best Asset: Her apparent give-no-fux gutter punk style.

Addison Timlin (Age 25)

Claim to Fame: Playing the sickly child in Derailed
Best Asset: Her Twitter is rife with witty, humorous statuses unbecoming of a vapid Hollywood actress. Which is sexy.

Willa Holland (Age 25)

Claim to Fame: The O.C.
Best Asset: Her face.

Katherine McNamara (Age 21)

Claim to Fame: Shadowhunters
Best Asset: Her long, luscious ginger locks.

Sofia Black-D’Elia (Age 25)

Claim to Fame: Gossip Girl
Best Asset: Olive skin, exotic brown eyes, and luscious lips.

Olivia Holt (Age 19)

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Claim to Fame: Being an OK singer and actress with a more than OK mug.
Best Asset: She was a competitive gymnast for five years.

Part II: 25 Under 25: Porn Stars

Mia Khalifa (Age 23)

Claim to Fame: Pissing the entire country of Lebanon off.
Best Asset: Massive (albeit artificial) chesticles.

Aidra Fox (Age 21)

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Claim to Fame: Manuel Ferrara’s Reverse Gangbang 2 (among others).
Best Asset: Wholesome (for a porn star).

Carter Cruise (Age 25)

Claim to Fame: Becoming a Spiegler Girl; for those not in the know, Mark Spiegler is the Ari Emmanuel of porn — representing the best clients in the industry.
Best Asset: Model looks, model degeneracy.

Ava Taylor (Age 21)

Claim to Fame: Reality Kings
Best Asset: Supremely innocent-looking.

Ariana Marie (Age 23)

Claim to Fame: Penthouse Magazine, November 2014 Pet of the Month
Best Asset: She has a penchant for yoga scenes.

Mia Malkova (Age 24)

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Claim to Fame: Twistys Treat of the Year 2013
Best Asset: Bubble butt.

Melanie Rios (Age 25)

Claim to Fame: 8,500,000 views on PornHub.
Best Asset: Colombian.

Abella Danger (Age 21)

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Claim to Fame: AVN Awards Best New Starlet 2016.
Best Asset: A giant, cellulite-free, perfectly symmetrical badonkadonk.

Gabriella Ford (Age 21)

Claim to Fame: 22,000,000 views on xVideos.
Best Asset: The face of a pop idol.

Maya Grand (Age 20)

Claim to Fame: Hustler Cover Girl, June 2015
Best Asset: Racially ambiguous to the point of optimum exotic eroticism.