Time to go to the Olympics, compete in an event, watch as the ref makes a bad call, refuse to leave until they reverse the decision, wait, wait, wait, get escorted out by security, find yourself all over the internet and check out these links!
Olympic Fencer Refuses To Leave The Floor After Getting Screwed
It’s her Olympic protest and she’ll cry if she wants to.
Twitter Thinks The iPhone Will Cost $800, Even Though It Probably Won’t
#800DollarsForAnIPhone Q: siri? Where the hoes at?…. Siri: approximately 2.4 miles NW, On 1157 central ave, time of arrival 11:42 p.m.
—VerifiedEddieKaine (@BinLadenBeard) August 2, 2012
But… uh, I’ll sell you one for $800, after I get a couple for $200. Any takers?
Pitbull Successfully Exiled To Alaska and Met His Online Tormentor
— David Thorpe (@Arr) July 30, 2012
The internet checks another thing off its bucket list.
There Is No Escape From Facebook Timeline
“Like” it or else. [image via]
7 Sitcom Characters Who Would Have Been Olympic Stars
Good thing they’ve all been taught that winning isn’t everything. Awwwww…
That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Awwwww…
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!