10 Hilarious Facebook Timeline Covers

Judge these Facebook friends by their covers.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Having a clever Facebook Timeline cover is perhaps like having a clever answering machine message in the 80s. You can become the life of the Facebook party (I’m not 100% sure what that means) by keeping your cover vacation photo free and going the funny route. Here are 10 hilarious Facebook Timeline covers:


Darth Vader

We were all forced into using Timeline.



Need a new Facebook cover? Why not Zoidberg?


Man and Dog

Dog is man’s “Close Friend.”


Mortal Kombat

Someone keeps posting Farmville updates? Fatality justified.



You can eat fire GIFs on MySpace.



You’re not Winston, that’s what.


Eye Beams

This is why Scott Summers doesn’t have a Facebook account.


Mario Kart

It’s-a me! Jordan-a Joseph!



As long as you don’t use Facebook locations, you’ll survive this encounter.


The Muppet Show

It’s Hershberger-ational!


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!