Here Are Some Celebs & Athletes Who Attended The Pretentious Kentucky Derby

[Gallery] Another Kentucky Derby came and went. Here's a look at the big names and what they wore.

Josh Helmuthby Josh Helmuth

After a bit of rain, a bunch of rich, drunk people finally witnessed the ‘fastest two minutes in sports’ on Saturday. Also known as the Kentucky Derby, a horse named Always Dreaming won the 143rd annual Louisville race.

Who cares? Well, a lot of people at least pretend to. Below are just a slice of the celebrities and athletes who attended the race, and more importantly, a look at the ridiculous, pretentious garb they wore to the even more turgid event.

Enjoy. It’s a hoot.

 

 


Josh Helmuth is the editor of Crave Sports.